In a related post to our collection of poorly named towns and cities (F**king, Intercourse & Blue Balls), here are some rather unfortunately named stores and businesses, especially when their (frequently) foreign language names are used in English.

analtechAnalTech
Even the logo looks a little peculiar. Their R&D labs must be a laugh a minute!		 fuckinglovely seoul southkoreaFucking Lovely
(Seoul,South Korea)
A beauty saloon that specialises in extreme makeovers?
farto saopaulo brazilFarto
(Sao Paulo, Brazil)
Working at this pharmacy in Brazil must be a gas, gas gas!		 herpi spainHerpi
(Spain)
Is ‘herpi’ to herpes what cacti is to cactus?
lickacjick usaLick-A-Chick
(USA)
Personally, I prefer to eat my chicken, but whatever works for you.		 thedickliquorThe Dick Liquor
(USA)
My, what a big sign you have! For those who refuse to lick-a-chick?
tits montevideo uruguay Tits
(Montevideo, Uruguay)
Is that what they sell, or what they are, we wonder?		 niggaz turkeyNiggaz
(Turkey)
Must be a hip-hop record label. It’s only them who can use that word.
pussycleaners Pussy Cleaners
For the lady that has it all, give the gift that keeps on giving!		 hungfarlow chinaHung Far Low
(China)
At 81 years of age, a little self-promotion doesn’t hurt any!

[Thanks to Oddee for the inspiration]

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