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Phrases to Ban From Restaurant Menus

Phrases to Ban From Restaurant Menus

Chicago Tribune Dning Saff July 6, 2009 Restaurants, let’s not forget, are in the business of selling you food (emphasis on the word “selling.”) All too often, restaurateurs rely on tired menu cliches that they believe make...

 

Yawn… Yams Up The Yin-Yang

Yawn… Yams Up The Yin-Yang

SWEET POTATO NUTRITION Sweet Potato Ranks Number One In Nutrition According to nutritionists at the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI), the single most important dietary change for most people, including children, would be to replace...

 

Maybe I Can Donate Them to a Horse Farm…

Maybe I Can Donate Them to a Horse Farm…

There’s an old, old man who works for my husband. This bloke has to keep working at his age because his wife liked being pregnant and carried on having babies until well into her forties. As a result, Oom Chris still has some children to...

 

PJ O’ ROURKE ON HATS

I find this man very funny: “A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. When you put on a hat you are surrendering to the same urge that makes children wear...

 

IS INK DYING?

IS INK DYING?

Are we to see the death of printed advertising? Cindy Taylor We’re besieged by reports of dwindling figures and the predictions that the onset of the Digital Age will certainly ensure the slow death of print. If we look at reading material...

 

AT THE HAIRDRESSER FOR THE BLINK STEFANUS WEDDING

AT THE HAIRDRESSER FOR THE BLINK STEFANUS WEDDING

I’M SOOOO WORRIED I WON’T LOOK POSH ENOUGH!

 

CROMWELL THE FAITHFUL

I thought I’d repost something about the little pink mouse in the photo on my previous post. First posted on 24.com 25 October 2008 When Original Bunn was about six months old, Old Spouse’s ex-wife (The HEX) took Che, his then 8 year-old...

 

YMJG, T-Shirts, Stickers and boards

YMJG, T-Shirts, Stickers and boards

Hey there BLABLA bloggers. I just got our gift pack from Darrin over at You Make Joburg Great. It was filled with T-Shirts, bumper stickers and cardboard signs for us. So if any of the bloggers would like some let me know and we can figure out...

 

THIS IS WHERE MY HEAD IS AT TODAY

THIS IS WHERE MY HEAD IS AT TODAY

Edited for Greg, who asked … A repost, first published on my Original Cin blog in 2008. From the age of fourteen, Old Spouse and his friends, Tuffy and Iggy Pop, have been going to Smitswinkelbaai as often as they could.  As teenagers, they...

 

INVESTMENT

INVESTMENT

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel:  expensive, but worth it.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

 

MY OUTFIT FOR THE BLINK STEFANUS WEDDING

MY OUTFIT FOR THE BLINK STEFANUS WEDDING

I’m getting quite impossible to live with, the excitement of the wedding is just too much for me! Anyway, being a Boksburg wedding and all, I know my outfit will have to be the last word in elegance. I’ve started on my hat, don’t...

 

Do you have writer’s block?

Do you have writer’s block?

Cindy does. A little. Now and then. If you’d like to help her out by making a few suggestions on the things she could write about, let her know here please: Sorry, but the Skribit widget only works on browsers with JavaScript support....

 

DREAMS AND AMBITION

DREAMS AND AMBITION

  When I was fifteen, I wanted to be a man of few words, to be small and muscular with fine bones, to play slide guitar like Elmor James.  I wanted to be fearless.  I am thirty seven.  The page is white and cool to touch.  My hands smell...

 

MONICA

MONICA

She sits on the pavement every morning watching cars for fifty-cent tips, or a loose cigarette. By lunchtime, usually, the fifty cent handouts have added up to enough to buy her a bottle of something strong enough to make her belligerently...

 

A HORNY OLD BROAD

A HORNY OLD BROAD

“Garrison Keillor once wrote that, of all the sensory depravations, the deprivation of touch is the most severe”. I’ve just finished reading an unlikely book for my reading tastes. It was so strongly recommended by my librarian friend...